Portland, OR – The soy latte-sipping, pronoun-obsessed activists in Portland are at it again, this time targeting Sightline Intelligence for the unforgivable sin of… checks notes …helping Israel defend itself. Apparently, these basement-dwelling revolutionaries think it's a tragedy that a local company is selling AI-powered drone tech to Elbit Systems, an Israeli arms manufacturer. Translation: they're mad that Israel is getting better at turning terrorists into fertilizer.

Sightline Intelligence makes AI-supported video technology that helps drones do drone things, like, you know, not crash into buildings and also maybe identify enemy combatants. Cargo documents (probably leaked by some disgruntled Bernie Bro) seem to show that Sightline has been shipping this tech to Elbit Systems, which then supplies drones to the Israeli military. The horror!

The activists are whining that these sales violate the UN's arms agreements, as if the UN has ever done anything useful besides provide a platform for dictators to complain about Western civilization. They're hoping to strong-arm Portland into blocking the sales altogether, because apparently they think Portland has the power to overrule international trade laws. LOL. Good luck with that, commies.

Olivia Katbi, a professional victim and political organizer, is quoted as saying, "It is showing images of people to kill. And that is what these drones do. They kill people." No duh, Olivia. That's kind of the point of drones in a warzone. Maybe instead of protesting, you should try getting a job.

Makayla Thomas, a spokesperson for Sightline (who probably has to hide in her office from the perpetually offended mobs), said the company doesn't comment on specific customer relationships but complies with all applicable laws. Translation: “We’re not going to give the woke mob any ammo to use against us.”

Meanwhile, Sightline's promotional videos show their AI tech doing cool stuff like identifying targets in real-time. Neon triangles hover over military vehicles, boats, and even… gasp …people in fields! Clearly, this is proof that Sightline is run by evil masterminds who want to destroy the world. Or maybe it's just a company trying to make a living by selling a product that helps protect our allies.

The Movement Research Unit, a London-based volunteer research organization (read: a bunch of bored communists with too much time on their hands), analyzed leaked cargo documents and found that Sightline's tech has been shipped to Elbit Systems multiple times since 2024. This is supposed to be some kind of smoking gun, but all it really proves is that Sightline has a successful business relationship with a foreign company. So what?