Islamabad, Pakistan – Alright, folks, buckle up. Pakistan, bless their hearts, is stepping into the ring again to try and mediate between the senile dude in the White House and the Ayatollah's fan club. After those groundbreaking talks last weekend (you know, the ones that yielded a whole two weeks of peace), they're offering to host another round. Translation: someone needs to hold Biden's hand while he tries to remember why Iran is bad.

Let's be real. This whole situation is a dumpster fire, and Biden is just tossing gasoline on it. Remember the JCPOA? Yeah, that 'deal' that gave Iran billions to fund their terror operations. Trump pulled out (based!), but now Biden wants back in. It's like Groundhog Day, but with nukes.

Pakistan's trying to play Switzerland here, but let's not forget they're cozy with China, who's also cozy with Iran. So, take their 'neutral' mediation with a grain of salt the size of Ben Shapiro's ego.

This 'cease-fire' is about as real as CNN's ratings. Iran is just biding its time, waiting for Biden to give them everything they want. They're playing chess, and Biden's playing tic-tac-toe with a lobotomy.

What's on the agenda? Probably more concessions from the US, more empty promises from Iran, and more photo ops for politicians who want to look like they're doing something. Spoiler alert: they're not.

History lesson: U.S.-Iran relations have been a train wreck since 1979. But hey, maybe this time it'll be different! (Narrator: It won't).

Analysts are saying this is a 'delicate situation.' Yeah, delicate like a landmine. One wrong step, and BOOM. And knowing Biden, he's probably wearing clown shoes.

So, thanks, Pakistan, for trying to clean up Biden's mess. But let's be honest, you're just polishing a turd. The only real solution is to stop appeasing Iran and start treating them like the terrorist-supporting state they are. But hey, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. (I'm not.)