Well, well, well, looks like we're back in the Clown World, folks. Oil's hit $100 a barrel thanks to Biden's disastrous foreign policy in the Middle East and those pesky Ayatollahs in Iran. Remember when Trump was draining the swamp and keeping gas prices low? Good times. Now we're funding proxy wars and paying the price at the pump.

Turns out shutting down the Strait of Hormuz cuts off 14.4 million barrels of oil a day. Who could have predicted? (Everyone with a functioning brain, that's who.) The US military's poking around Iran, which is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. Prices are soaring, and the 'experts' are saying we're past the “point of no return.” Sounds about right.

Remember when we had cheap gas and a strong economy? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now we're supposed to be all happy about electric cars that cost more than a house and take longer to charge than it takes to binge-watch a season of Squid Game. No thanks, I'll take my V8 and my freedom, thank you very much.

The 'analysts' at HFI Research are whining about a “rude awakening” next month. Surprise, surprise! Michael Every from Rabobank is comparing this whole mess to Charlie Brown and Lucy with the football. Accurate. We're always told, 'This time it's different!' And then we get rug-pulled harder than a crypto bro in a bear market.

The head of the International Energy Agency (IEA) is warning about a “red zone” in July and August. Sounds like a perfect time for another 'unforeseen' global catastrophe to conveniently distract us from the truth. Coincidence? I think not.

Of course, oil briefly dipped below $100 on Monday because… reasons. Probably Soros shorting the market or something. Saudi Aramco is warning about “oil supply challenges” stretching into next year. Translation: Get ready to bend over and take it, plebs.

They've been dumping emergency oil stockpiles to try and keep things under control, but those are running out. JP Morgan says inventories are “critically low.” They're basically rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic while the iceberg of global economic collapse looms large.

JP Morgan also says oil demand is dropping, but a supply deficit remains. Which means: they're lying. Or, more likely, they're incompetent. Either way, we're screwed.

So, what's the solution? Elect a real leader who isn't afraid to tell the globalists to pound sand, unleash American energy production, and stop funding endless wars. Until then, keep stacking silver and prepare for the apocalypse. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.