NYC – Buckle up, buttercups, because the art world just threw a Depends-diaper-clad curveball. Marilyn Minter, bless her heart, decided the only thing missing from our hyper-sexualized society was… more wrinkles. Enter “Elder Sex,” her new exhibit at LGDR, a collection of photos showing seniors getting their groove on, or at least pretending to for the camera.

Because apparently, we haven't reached peak cringe until we've seen geriatric erotica deemed 'art.' Minter, in her infinite wisdom, claims she's fighting the “contempt for elder sex.” Right, because the real problem in America is the lack of steamy grandpa-on-grandma action in the mainstream media. I guess cat videos and TikTok dances weren't cutting it anymore.

She whines about how it was “hard to find models.” No kidding, Sherlock. Most seniors are probably too busy trying to remember where they put their dentures to schedule a boudoir shoot. But hey, gotta get that woke point across, even if it means bribing a few octogenarians with prune juice and promises of eternal internet fame.

And let's not forget the frozen glass trick, because nothing says 'sexy' like simulated condensation. It's like a geriatric carwash, but instead of soap, it's existential dread and the faint scent of Bengay.

Of course, the whole thing reeks of virtue signaling. Minter, like so many 'artists' these days, is just chasing the outrage-du-jour train. Slap a social justice label on anything, and suddenly it's profound. Never mind the fact that it looks like something your weird uncle sends you in an email chain.

But hey, at least it's good for a laugh. Or a dry heave. Maybe both. It's the kind of 'art' that makes you question the very fabric of reality, like accidentally stumbling into your grandparents' honeymoon suite. Some images cannot be unseen, but this one is a masterclass in unforgettable awkwardness.

Meanwhile, back in reality, people are struggling to afford groceries and gas. But don't worry, the elite are busy patting themselves on the back for 'challenging societal norms' by showcasing… this. It's the artistic equivalent of Marie Antoinette saying, “Let them eat cake,” except the cake is a picture of grandma doing the horizontal mambo.

So next time you're feeling down, just remember: at least you're not a senior citizen being exploited for the sake of 'art.' There's a silver lining to everything, even a gallery full of wrinkled rear ends.