London - So, Trump announces 'Project Freedom' in the Strait of Hormuz, and the price of oil... does nothing. That's right, folks. Brent crude basically shrugged. You know why? Because the market already knows this is just another episode of 'As the Persian Gulf Turns,' starring the usual suspects: Uncle Sam, Iran, and a whole lot of sand.

'Project Freedom'? More like 'Project We're Still Here,' reminding everyone that the U.S. Navy has been playing bumper cars in the Persian Gulf since, like, forever. Remember when Obama drew a red line in Syria? Yeah, me neither. So forgive me if I don't get too excited about another tough-guy stance.

These markets are smarter than the CNN talking heads. They’ve seen this movie before. Threats, posturing, sanctions, maybe a drone strike or two… it’s all priced in, baby. The real drivers are supply and demand, not some shiny new military op cooked up in the Pentagon.

The globalists are probably seething that Trump didn’t cause a spike in oil prices. They were hoping for some good old-fashioned chaos to blame on him. Sad!

Maybe Trump should tweet about it. That usually gets the libs triggered and might move the market at least a little bit. MAGA!

Bottom line: Don't fall for the hype. The Deep State wants you scared and compliant. The market says 'meh'.

So crack open a cold one, fire up the grill, and enjoy the sound of freedom. The oil keeps flowing, and the libs keep crying. It's a beautiful thing.