So, Obama's speechwriter, Ben Rhodes, is dropping a book called "All We Say." Fifteen speeches from Ben Franklin to Trump, all about the 'battle for American Identity.' Sounds like a real banger... if you're into feeling guilty about everything.

Let's be real, 'American Identity' is just code for 'how can we make white people feel bad about themselves today?' I'm picturing a greatest hits of grievance studies. Ben Franklin? He probably owned slaves, right? Trump? Orange man bad! This is gonna be a clown show.

Fifteen speeches? Betcha a Bitcoin that at least ten are some variation of 'America Bad, Systemic Racism, Check Your Privilege.' The only battle for American Identity is the one to stop these woke clowns from turning the whole country into a participation trophy ceremony.

Remember that whole 'Hope and Change' thing? Turns out, 'change' meant 'undo everything that made America great in the first place.' This book is just more of the same, packaged up with a bow and sold to the perpetually offended.

I'm guessing Rhodes throws in his own commentary, too, just to make sure we really get the message. Probably some gems like, 'The Founding Fathers were problematic' and 'Capitalism is evil.' Groundbreaking stuff.

The real American identity is about freedom, individual responsibility, and not apologizing for being awesome. It's about grilling in the backyard, watching football, and telling whiny social justice warriors to get a job.

This book will probably be required reading in every Gender Studies class in the country. Just what we need: more people indoctrinated with the idea that America is inherently evil. Meanwhile, China's laughing all the way to the bank.

I bet Terry Gross will give this a glowing review. Figures. It's all part of the plan. Deconstruct, demoralize, and dominate. But we see you, Ben Rhodes. We see you and your woke agenda. You can’t cancel freedom.

So grab your copy of “All We Say” to own the libs by never reading it. Or read it, I guess, if you enjoy being voluntarily triggered into hating yourself and your country. I'm good, thanks.

At the end of the day, remember: America is still the greatest country on earth, despite the best efforts of the woke brigade to tear it down. Don't let them win. Stand up for freedom, stand up for tradition, and stand up for the right to grill a steak in peace.