Washington D.C. – Okay, so the latest cope-ium-laced poll is out, and guess what? A whole 68% of the blue-check brigade think Daddy Trump is too busy building The Wall (literally and figuratively) to care about their avocado toast budget. Morris Predictive Insights (whoever they are) says people are malding because Trump is deporting illegals instead of magically making gas prices go back to 2019. As if illegal immigration doesn't drain the economy, lol.

These people are acting like $4.55/gallon gas is some kind of unprecedented crisis. Newsflash: inflation is a thing, especially when you're trying to Make America Great Again and drain the swamp. Remember those sweet, sweet tax cuts? Yeah, they don't pay for themselves, bucko. And speaking of paying, maybe if people stopped buying Starbucks every morning, they wouldn't be so triggered by the pump price.

Of course, the Fake News is hyperventilating over Trump's totally based statement that he doesn't "think about Americans' financial situation" when negotiating with Iran. Translation: he's not going to let some whiny Karens dictate foreign policy. He's playing 4D chess while they're still trying to figure out how to spell "geopolitics".

And then there's the Fed. Trump's about to install Kevin Warsh because Jerome Powell was a spineless globalist who was too scared of inflation to juice the economy. Now Warsh is supposed to fix it all with the libs screeching about inflation. It's going to be hilarious to watch, especially when the numbers start going up, up, UP.

Some other poll by Gallup is saying confidence in the economy is at a four-year low. Okay, boomer. We all know polls are just propaganda anyway. But even if it's true, who cares? We're building something bigger here. Remember when they said Trump couldn't win in 2016? Remember when they said he couldn't win in 2020? They're wrong every single time.

Here's the real kicker: even 36% of Trump voters think he has the wrong priorities. LOL. These are the same people who probably unironically use the crying wojak emoji. They want a strong economy and secure borders and low taxes and world peace. Good luck with that, snowflake. Real life is about making tough choices.

The triggered lefties want to redirect funding from deportations to... checks notes ... lowering grocery bills and funding Medicaid. Yeah, that's gonna solve everything. Maybe they should try growing their own food and stop relying on the government to hold their hands. And stop voting blue. That would help a lot, tbqh.