Escondido, CA – Kerry Sheron, age 69 (nice), a patriot known for his glorious “Trump House” – a monument to freedom featuring more flags than a military parade – nearly caught a dirt nap this week. Seems some soyboy named Thomas Caleb Butler, 32, decided Sheron's political opinions were a little too spicy and allegedly tried to rearrange his face.

Apparently, Butler is a Navy vet who's also, according to his friend, got some screws loose. Meds not working, thinks everyone is out to get him, the whole nine yards. Now, I ain't excusing attempted murder, but let's be real – the guy probably spends too much time on Twitter. Maybe the real crime is Big Pharma pushing pills that turn people into rage monsters.

Sheron's wife, Maria Garcia, is understandably pissed. She thinks it's 'cause the guy didn't like the flags. “They don't like the flags. I don't know why. I support America. My husband is [a] veteran,” she told CBS 8. Based.

Now, the Left is probably gonna spin this as “right-wing extremism leading to violence” or some other BS. But let's be honest: how many times have we seen conservatives get harassed, doxxed, or even assaulted for expressing their views? Remember the MAGA hat kid? The Covington fiasco? The double standards are real.

Of course, the usual suspects are chiming in. Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., wants a “full and immediate investigation.” Good luck with that, Darrell. The FBI is probably too busy hunting down January 6th grandmas.

Look, political violence is bad, m'kay? But let's not pretend this is some one-sided problem. The Left has been stoking the flames of division for years, demonizing anyone who dares to disagree with their woke ideology. When you constantly tell people that opposing you is literally Hitler, don't be surprised when some mentally unstable dude takes it a little too seriously.

So, what's the takeaway? Maybe spend less time arguing with strangers on the internet. Maybe get off the SSRIs. And definitely, KEEP THE FLAGS FLYING. If the libs don't like it, that's their problem. MAGA!

This whole situation is a symptom of a society that's lost its damn mind. Everybody needs to chill, get some sunshine, and touch grass. Also, maybe arm yourself. Just sayin'.