Okay, so you’re telling me that Nepal, fresh off a Gen Z uprising, just elected a rapper as their Prime Minister? Seriously? This isn't a fever dream; this is real life. While Bangladesh's revolution went full blue-hair-and-pronouns and crashed and burned, Nepal somehow managed to level up to the next stage of the game.

Last month, this former rapper, Balendra Shah, allied with the four-year-old Rastriya Swatantra Party (RSP) and bam! New PM. Meanwhile, back in Bangladesh, the woke revolution got clapped by the establishment. The Bangladesh Nationalist Party (BNP) rolled over the rainbow coalition like a Sherman tank over a Prius.

Umama Fatema, some rando Bangladeshi activist, is quoted as being 'disheartened.' Boo-hoo. Maybe next time, skip the gender studies seminars and learn how to actually organize something that doesn’t immediately implode. Just a thought.

According to some Nepalese dude, KP Khanal, the protests 'tapped into a deep, long-standing frustration.' No duh, Sherlock. People are sick of the same old crap. But guess what? Just because you slap a Gen Z label on it doesn’t automatically make it better. Sometimes, the old guard is the only thing standing between you and total chaos. Ask the Romans. Or Weimar Germany. Or California. Or Twitter.

Some 'analyst' named Nitasha Kaul from some 'Centre for the Study of Democracy' (sounds legit) says that the old parties were 'discredited.' Yeah, well, welcome to the club. Everyone's discredited. The trick is not to be more discredited than the other guy.

Look, I'm not saying Nepal is doomed. Maybe this rapper PM will pull a rabbit out of his hat and turn the country into a libertarian paradise. But let’s be real, this is probably just another step on the road to globalist ruin. Enjoy your woke monarchy while it lasts.

The thing is, the people on the right were too busy virtue signaling to care that the left was running the long march through the institutions, including the Nepalese government. This is why we can’t have nice things. Instead of complaining we need to start acting and taking power, not in a violent way, but by becoming more involved in local politics. The other side is organized and that’s why they are winning. The right needs to take back control and start setting the narrative instead of following it.

Wake up sheeple. It's only a matter of time before they're coming for you. So start prepping now by working out, stockpiling canned goods, and taking the red pill.