NPC Gets Four More Charges for Trying to Delete Orange Man: Lock Him Up!
Grand Jury slaps Cole Allen with the spicy 'assaulting a fed' charge after his White House Correspondents' Association Dinner cosplay gone wrong.

Alright, folks, let's get real. This Cole Allen dude, the one who thought it would be a totally epic idea to pull a Lee Harvey Oswald on President Trump at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner? Yeah, he's in deep doo-doo. And rightfully so.
So, the grand jury, bless their based hearts, just tacked on a fourth charge. We already knew about the attempting-to-assassinate-the-president thing (duh), the discharging-a-firearm-during-a-crime-of-violence thing (also duh), and the transporting-a-firearm-across-state-lines thing (double duh). But NOW? Now he's also getting charged with assaulting a federal officer with a deadly weapon. Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
Let's be honest, the WHCA Dinner is already a clown show. A bunch of out-of-touch elites patting themselves on the back while the rest of us are out here trying to afford gas. But this guy tried to make it a literal clown show. Not cool, bro. Not cool at all.
And who's the judge in this case? Some dude named Zia Faruqui. And guess what? Apparently, he's already apologized to this loser for his prison treatment. And people are bringing up his past comments where he criticized the DOJ and acted like he was woke when Trump was around. Sounds like we might have found our next Deep State operative, boys!
Trump even posted a photo of Allen getting hauled away on Truth Social. Based. He's probably memeing about it as we speak. Because let's face it, this whole thing is meme-worthy. But it's also deadly serious. Someone tried to take out a sitting president. That's not just a prank gone wrong. That's treason.
The libs are probably gonna try to spin this as some kind of indictment of Trump's rhetoric or something. As if he made this guy try to off him. Classic. Blame Trump for everything, even when someone tries to kill him. Can't make this stuff up, folks.
But here's the thing: this isn't about Trump. This is about law and order. This is about protecting our leaders, no matter who they are. This is about sending a message that political violence is never the answer. So, lock him up. Throw away the key. And maybe make him watch Fox News 24/7 as punishment. He deserves it.
This whole thing just proves what we already knew: the Left has gone completely off the rails. They're so consumed with hatred for Trump that they're willing to justify anything, even attempted murder. Sad!
So, let's all raise a glass (of freedom, of course) to the men and women in law enforcement who keep us safe. And let's hope that this Cole Allen gets the book thrown at him. Because frankly, he deserves it. MAGA!
Sources:
* Truth Social (for Trump's post) Fox News archives (for Judge Faruqui's previous comments, because they are totally* biased) * Common sense


