New Iberia, LA - So, some dude in a car decided to spice up a Louisiana parade, injuring at least 15 people. The usual suspects are already blaming everything except the driver themselves. Sounds about right.

They say the driver is in custody. Probably gonna get the 'misunderstood' treatment and a slap on the wrist. Maybe a Netflix docu-series about their 'struggles.' Don't forget the GoFundMe.

The libs are already sharpening their virtue signaling swords, blaming 'systemic issues' and demanding more free stuff for everyone. Meanwhile, regular folks are just trying to enjoy a parade without getting turned into a hood ornament.

Remember when cars were just cars, and people were responsible for their own actions? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now, everything is someone else's fault, and personal responsibility is a quaint relic of a bygone era.

I bet you the MSM is already pivoting to how this is all linked to Climate Change or Orange Man Bad. Anything to distract you from the fact that bad things happen, and sometimes people just do bad things. Occam's razor, anyone?

Of course, we'll hear the usual calls for gun control, even though a car was the weapon. Logic? What's logic? We're living in clown world, baby! Honk honk!

Seriously though, hope everyone who got hurt makes a full recovery. But let's not pretend this is anything other than another example of society's slow-motion faceplant into the abyss of woke nonsense and victimhood culture. Wake up, sheeple!

What's next, folks? Are they going to ban cars now? Require every driver to undergo a diversity and inclusion seminar before getting behind the wheel? Maybe install speed bumps on the entire planet?

It's time to stop coddling criminals and start holding people accountable for their actions. If you intentionally hurt someone, you should face the consequences. End of story. No more excuses, no more sob stories, no more virtue signaling.

And to the inevitable pearl-clutchers who will accuse me of being insensitive: save it. I'm just calling it like I see it. The world is going crazy, and someone needs to inject a dose of reality into the conversation.

So, raise a glass to common sense and individual liberty. And maybe invest in some parade-resistant armor. You know, just in case.

And remember, folks, stay based. The clowns are coming for you.

Sources:

- Department of Justice (DOJ) - Bureau of Transportation Statistics (BTS)