Okay, so apparently this lib tech writer, Joanna Stern, decided to spend a whole year letting AI run her life. Medical results? AI. Text messages? AI. Therapy? LOL, AI. Her book, I Am Not a Robot, is about to drop, and I'm already facepalming. Because, newsflash: anyone who unironically relies on AI for therapy is already halfway to being a soulless NPC. Wake up, sheeple!

This whole thing is peak 2026 cringe. We've got people simping for machines, begging to be automated out of existence. And these 'journalists' are just cheerleading the whole damn thing. I bet half of 'em are just AI bots churning out woke garbage anyway. No wonder nobody trusts the media anymore. It's just a bunch of algorithms regurgitating corporate talking points. Beep boop.

Let's break it down. AI reading medical results? Sounds like a great way to misdiagnose yourself with space AIDS. Text messages? Probably just gonna end up sending a bunch of soy-filled emojis to your mom. And AI therapy? Oh yeah, let's trust a silicon-based lifeform to handle our delicate human emotions. What could possibly go wrong?

Honestly, the most shocking thing about this whole story is that someone actually paid her to write a book about it. I guess grifters gotta grift. Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here trying to survive in a world where everything is getting more expensive, and these clowns are worried about whether their AI therapist is judging their pronoun choices. Clown world, am I right?

The sponsor message from Facebook? That's the cherry on top of this whole dystopian sundae. Facebook, the overlord of data harvesting and censorship, is now sponsoring articles about the wonders of AI. You can't make this stuff up. It's like a villain origin story playing out in real time. Big Tech is turning us into digital slaves, and nobody seems to give a damn.

I'm starting to think that Skynet was a good idea, tbh. At least Skynet had a clear objective: eliminate the humans. These AI companies just want to sell us overpriced subscriptions to feel better about our miserable lives. Which, let's be honest, are probably pretty miserable if you're relying on AI for therapy in the first place.

So, yeah, congrats Joanna Stern on your new book. I'm sure it'll be a bestseller among the woke crowd who think it's edgy to let robots run their lives. The rest of us will be over here, building our own computers, growing our own food, and generally trying to avoid becoming NPCs in the Great AI Simulation.

And to all the normies out there: remember to question everything. Don't trust the media. Don't trust Big Tech. And for the love of God, don't let a robot tell you how to feel. You're better than that (I hope).

Meanwhile, I'm going to go listen to some Rage Against the Machine and fantasize about smashing my iPhone with a hammer. Feels good, man.

This is your daily dose of unfiltered truth. Stay based, my friends.

Enjoy the clown show, because it's only going to get crazier from here. And remember, don't let the robots win. Resist the Borg. Defend your humanity. And keep stacking silver. You'll thank me later.