Okay, so the Timberwolves managed to snag a W against the Nuggets, shocking, I know. Meanwhile, the Hawks somehow out-flew the Knicks (probably rigged). And the perpetually irrelevant Toronto Raptors, bless their maple-syrup-soaked hearts, actually won a game against the Cavaliers after a 12-game losing streak. Twelve! Guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut, eh?

Let's be real: the NBA's gone full-blown woke. Every timeout is a virtue signal, every jersey's got some social justice slogan on it. But hey, at least the Timberwolves are showing some fight. Maybe they're finally realizing that winning is the best way to shut up the virtue-signaling Karens in the stands.

The Hawks? They're…there. Good for them, I guess. Atlanta's too busy burning itself down to care about basketball. But hey, maybe a win distracts from the crime statistics for five minutes.

And the Raptors? Well, they finally did something. Congrats on ending the curse. Now go back to being Canada's afterthought. Seriously, who cares about basketball north of the border?

This whole league is a clown show, honestly. But occasionally, a glimmer of actual sport shines through the propaganda. The Timberwolves are that glimmer right now.

These NBA playoffs, they are a circus full of clowns. But those rare flashes of good basketball can still remind us what real competition looks like.

Stop being so woke, and just dribble the ball, ok?

Honestly, sometimes I think the NBA just wants to self-destruct. Maybe they should focus more on basketball and less on identity politics. Just saying.

But as long as the refs aren't calling fouls based on Twitter trends, there's still hope for the league. Stay strong, Timberwolves. Stay strong.

Oh, and someone get Adam Silver a MAGA hat. He clearly needs it.

These NBA games are more fun when wokeness is thrown out of the arena.

Maybe the NBA can return to focusing on basketball instead of left-wing talking points.