Another one bites the dust! Paige Shiver, former executive assistant to ex-Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore, is set to spill the tea on Good Morning America. Apparently, Moore, once the golden boy of college football, had a little too much “control” over Shiver. Remember when he was all about inclusivity and social justice? Funny how that stuff goes out the window when power dynamics come into play, right?

Shiver claims Moore controlled her “emotions” and “career.” Sounds like a classic case of woke-washing gone wrong. Did he think all that kneeling and BLM virtue signaling would buy him a free pass? Nope. Turns out, even the most woke dudes can be total creeps when they think they can get away with it.

Moore got the axe from Michigan after the university delicately described his behavior as an “inappropriate relationship.” Then, things got even spicier. He was arrested after a little shindig at Shiver’s apartment. Home invasion, trespassing, malicious telecommunications – the whole nine yards. He avoided jail time, thankfully, but now has to undergo mandatory mental health treatment and NO booze.

Shiver's out there saying the punishment “did not reflect the harm done.” Translation: she thinks he got off easy. And honestly, who can blame her? The guy used his position of power to allegedly manipulate and control her. It's the kind of behavior that makes you wanna say, “Get woke, go broke!”

Here's the real kicker: Shiver says she tried to leave, but Moore kept pulling her back in with sob stories. “Every time I tried to pull away…he always had a way to pull me in and making me feel that I couldn’t leave him because he was so miserable without me.” Translation: emotional blackmail, folks. Straight out of the abuser's handbook.

So, what's the takeaway here? Don't trust anyone. Especially not woke coaches. They're just as capable of being scumbags as the rest of 'em. And remember, virtue signaling doesn't make you a good person. It just makes you good at pretending.

Buckle up, buttercups. This is just the beginning. The full interview drops Friday, and you know it's gonna be a wild ride. Get your popcorn ready, because this is the kind of cancel culture drama we can all enjoy.

The best part? This whole situation serves as a hilarious reminder that even the most woke individuals are not immune to the temptations of power and control. Serves the dude right. The dude thought being a virtue signaling twit would buy him a free pass. He was wrong.