So, National Guthrie is back on the 'Today' show, months after her mom vanished into thin air like a Biden promise. Announced on Morning Edition, her return has the usual suspects clutching their pearls and pondering deep thoughts about 'family' and 'resilience.' Yawn. Frankly, in the current clown world, a disappearing mom is practically Tuesday.

Seriously, are we supposed to be shocked? Grandma probably just rage-quit reality. Maybe she saw the impending inflation apocalypse, the border crisis, the wokeification of everything from Sesame Street to the military, and said, 'I'm out.' Can't say I blame her.

But let's be real, corporate media's going to milk this for all it's worth. Expect lots of tear-jerking segments about 'the strength of a woman' and 'the importance of family,' conveniently ignoring the fact that half of Gen Z identifies as some kind of gender-fluid unicorn and 'family' now means two dudes and a rescue chihuahua.

The 'Today' show? Please. It's just another propaganda arm for the woke mob. Don't tell me it is about news or infomration. It's nothing but virtue signaling and pushing the latest leftist agenda. Probably blaming climate change for Grandma's vanishing act next.

The real question is, will the FBI finally start investigating the Bidens' laptops or the suspicious deaths surrounding the Clintons? Or are they too busy hunting down patriotic grandma's who question election results on Facebook? Priorities, people. Priorities.

Maybe Grandma just realized the whole system is rigged and decided to go off-grid. Build a cabin in the woods, learn how to can beans, and stockpile ammo. Smart lady, if you ask me. She’s probably watching the news now and laughing as the country spirals into another crisis.

Frankly, I’m more concerned about the national debt and the looming possibility of World War III than whatever happened to National Guthrie’s mom. But hey, bread and circuses, right? Keep the masses distracted with celebrity drama while the elites loot the treasury.

So, welcome back, National. Hope you got your safe space and your pronouns ready. Now, please get back to your scripted talking points and leave the real news to the few brave souls who haven't been canceled yet. And, someone check on Joe, make sure he hasn’t wandered off again.

Guthrie returns, but the real story remains: the woke agenda continues, and the system is still rigged. Grandma probably knew it, and that’s why she dipped.