NASA Woke-a-Cola: Artemis II Snaps Earth Porn from Moon, Who Cares?
More pics of the big blue marble from space, as if we don't have enough problems here on Earth. At least they didn't find pronouns on the moon...yet.

So NASA, fresh off its latest DEI training seminar, dropped some pics taken by the Artemis II astronauts during their joyride around the moon. Big deal. Another Earthrise, another solar eclipse. We've seen it all before. It's like they're trying to distract us from the fact that gas is $5 a gallon and the elites are flying around in private jets telling us to eat bugs.
Apparently, these brave astronauts, who are probably required to use preferred pronouns even in zero gravity, managed to snap a few photos during their six-hour 'fly-by,' which included a taxpayer-funded period of radio silence. You know, for 'science.' One pic shows Earth looking all lonely and blue, like a sad liberal after Trump wins again. The other is a solar eclipse, because, well, the moon sometimes blocks the sun. Groundbreaking stuff.
NASA didn't even bother telling us which astronaut snapped the pics, probably because they're all 'equal' and 'deserve equal credit,' even if one of them was just microwaving space burritos the whole time. I bet there was at least one person on board who identified as an attack helicopter.
They say the 'Earthset' photo was taken at 18:41 Eastern Daylight Time on Monday. Whatever. The 'dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime.' No kidding. And 'swirling clouds are visible over Australia and Oceania.' Wow, truly insightful. Maybe they can start a weather channel from the moon. I'm sure Al Gore would approve.
And let's not forget Ohm crater, with its 'terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks.' Apparently, it's all very scientific. But honestly, who cares? We've got real problems here on Earth. Like the impending socialist takeover, the deep state, and the fact that they're putting soy in everything.
The Artemis program is just another government boondoggle, wasting billions of dollars on a vanity project while the country crumbles around us. We should be focusing on securing the border, fixing the economy, and stopping the woke indoctrination of our children. But no, let's go back to the moon to take more pictures of Earth. Makes perfect sense.
I'm sure the libtards are all excited about this, posting the pictures on their Instagram accounts and virtue signaling about how much they 'love the planet.' Meanwhile, they're flying to climate conferences on private jets and lecturing us about our carbon footprint. Hypocrites.
The only good thing about this whole thing is that maybe, just maybe, someone will find evidence that the moon landing was faked. Now that would be a story worth talking about.
Until then, I'll just be over here, stocking up on ammo and waiting for the inevitable collapse of civilization. At least I'll have a good view of the fireworks.
Wake me up when they find something useful on the moon, like a hidden stash of gasoline or a cure for wokeness. Until then, I'll remain skeptical, cynical, and slightly amused by the whole charade.
Let's Go Brandon and MAGA!


