So, NASA's sending another crew to moon-adjacent space. Call it Artemis II, because apparently Apollo was too…masculine? Anyway, they're doing a 'lunar flyby' – basically, burning a crapload of rocket fuel to buzz the moon, wave, and come back. Remember when we, y'know, landed on the damn thing? Seems like we've downgraded to space tourism for the woke set.

Before their taxpayer-funded joyride, the crew celebrated some dude's 'first spaceflight.' Big whoop. Back in the day, guys were dodging commies and inventing the internet; now we get participation trophies in space. And don’t forget the photo ops – gotta make sure the diversity quotas are met, am I right?

And then there's the 'special message' from Charlie Duke, some Apollo 16 moonwalker. Bless his heart, he probably means well. But honestly, what's he going to tell them? 'Don't step in the lunar dust, it's a b*tch to clean'? Maybe he can teach them how to plant a REAL American flag, not whatever virtue-signaling banner they're planning to plant this time.

The whole Artemis program is a boondoggle. Billions of dollars down the drain while the border's wide open and inflation's eating everyone alive. But hey, at least we're checking all the right boxes on the woke checklist while we're wasting money.

They claim this flyby is a crucial test for the Orion spacecraft and the SLS rocket. Translation: 'We're still trying to figure out if this thing actually works.' After all the billions spent, you'd think they'd have a clue. But no, gotta keep the gravy train rolling.

Meanwhile, China's building a space station, and we're lecturing them on climate change. Good strategy. Maybe we can shame them into giving up their space program with a strongly worded tweet. That'll show 'em.

The Artemis program claims they are going to establish a ‘long-term presence’ on the moon. I'll believe it when I see it. More likely, it will be a series of expensive photo ops designed to make politicians look good.

What happened to American ingenuity? What happened to pushing the boundaries of what's possible? Now it's all about virtue signaling and woke garbage. MAGA, but in space, because this is how we win.

Seriously, this mission is a joke. A waste of money. A sign of the times. But hey, at least the liberals are happy. Because that's what really matters.

Meanwhile, back on Earth, the cost of gas is through the roof and Biden is falling asleep on camera. But at least we have diversity in space! That solves everything, right?

So let's recap: We're spending billions to buzz the moon with a woke crew who got a pep talk from an old timer. This is the future, folks. Buckle up. Or better yet, stock up on ammo and canned goods. Because the apocalypse is coming, and it's going to be woke as hell.