So, the old ape himself, Desmond Morris, finally bit the dust at 98. The guy who wrote The Naked Ape, the book that dared to say humans are basically just evolved chimps with clothes on, is pushing up daisies. Bet the woke brigade is throwing a party.

His kid, Jason, is all sentimental, yapping about his dad being a great artist and thinker. Whatever. He told it like it was. Humans ain't special snowflakes. We're driven by the same instincts as every other animal on this rock. Survival, reproduction, and occasionally flinging poo at our enemies.

Born back in '28, this geezer probably saw more common sense than the entire cast of The View. Army service? Check. Actual science degree? Check. Explaining the obvious to a bunch of virtue-signaling morons? Double-check.

He even had a TV show called Zoo Time. Probably the last time anyone watched educational TV without getting lectured about pronouns and microaggressions.

The best part? He triggered the libs way back in '67 with The Naked Ape. Imagine! A book that dared to suggest humans are, gasp, animals! The horror! They probably clutched their pearls and screamed about “biological determinism.” Meanwhile, Desmond was laughing all the way to the bank, knowing he'd nailed the truth.

He followed it up with The Human Zoo. Because living in a concrete jungle turns us all into neurotic caged animals. Try explaining that to some millennial glued to their phone.

Now he's gone, and the world's a slightly less honest place. But hey, at least he lived long enough to see the lunatics running the asylum. Probably gave him a good chuckle.

So raise a glass to Desmond Morris. The guy who reminded us that we're all naked apes, no matter how hard we try to pretend otherwise. May his books continue to trigger the perpetually offended for generations to come.

He knew we wuz Kangz, just didn't wanna say it out loud. RIP.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some poo to fling at the next politician who tries to tell me what to think.

And remember, folks: stay based.