Alright, listen up, buttercups. The woke brigade descended on Jackson, Mississippi, this week for another round of their favorite hobby: performative outrage. Seems the Supreme Court dared to Supreme Court, and now these perpetually aggrieved professional victims are screeching about the End Times for “voting rights.” Spoiler alert: Nobody's actually stopping anyone from voting. Except maybe the dead, but that's a different story.

This clown show, held at the War Memorial Building (near the Old Capitol, where, according to the libs, the ghost of Jim Crow still lurks), was all about protesting some SCOTUS decision that supposedly guts the Voting Rights Act. Translation: it makes it slightly harder to cheat, which apparently equals the Second Coming of Bull Connor for these snowflakes.

According to Amir Badat from Fair Fight Action (funded by Soros, probably), this ruling is “the biggest destruction of Black political power since the end of Reconstruction.” Oh, the drama! Someone get this guy a fainting couch. Meanwhile, sensible people understand that equal opportunity doesn't guarantee equal outcomes. Welcome to reality, kid.

The usual suspects were there: People’s Advocacy Institute, Mississippi Votes (sounds legit), Mississippi Poor People’s Campaign (because blaming everyone else is easier than getting a job), and the perpetually offended NAACP. They were all there to virtue signal for the cameras.

Naturally, southern states are now “scrambling to redraw their congressional districts” to… gasp …not give Democrats an unfair advantage. Florida already did it, Tennessee got rid of a gerrymandered district (shocking!), and the other states are probably just trying to follow the law instead of pandering to the perpetually outraged.

Governor Tate Reeves initially called a special session but then realized he had better things to do. Probably hunting alligators or something. Smart man. He knows these people just want attention.

And then there's Danyelle Holmes, who declared, “We will not go back to the days of Jim Crow!” Honey, Jim Crow is dead. He's been dead for a long time. Get over it. Maybe try fixing the crime rate in your own neighborhoods instead of blaming whitey for everything.

The brainwashed masses waved signs with Medgar Evers’ face and chanted about “protecting the vote.” Translation: make it easier for Democrats to steal elections. Sorry, not sorry. This whole thing is a joke. Grow up, get a job, and stop blaming everyone else for your problems.