So, Comrade Miliband is at it again, huh? While the world's teetering on the edge of World War III thanks to Brandon's bungling and Iran's nuke dreams, our esteemed Energy Secretary is worried about… checks notes …'clean energy security.' You can't make this stuff up. Apparently, relying on windmills and sunshine is going to protect us from the Ayatollah's oil shock. Makes perfect sense, right? This whole 'net zero' thing is nothing but a virtue-signaling scam designed to impoverish the working class and enrich green energy cronies. Miliband's pushing for more solar panels and electric cars, which, let's be honest, nobody can afford unless they're already living the trust fund life. And let's not forget the environmental impact of mining the rare earth minerals needed for those batteries. Hypocrisy, thy name is Miliband. He's dodging the question of North Sea drilling, pretending that somehow exploiting our own resources is worse than being held hostage by Saudi Arabia or, you know, Iran. 'Oh, but the North Sea won't solve the problem!' Yeah, no kidding, because you're actively sabotaging it! Meanwhile, the cost of living is skyrocketing, small businesses are going bust, and Miliband's lecturing us about our carbon footprint. It's like Nero fiddling while Rome burns, except Nero at least had style. This is just pathetic. But hey, at least he's giving a speech at the Good Growth Foundation, which sounds like a Soviet five-year plan gone woke. You can bet your bottom dollar that's where the real grift is happening, right under your noses. So, keep voting for these clowns, sheeple. Enjoy your 'clean energy security' while you're freezing in the dark and paying five quid for a gallon of petrol. MAGA? More like Make Gas Affordable Again. The sooner we drain the swamp, the better. WAKE UP!