AUSTIN, TX - Another one bites the dust! Mayes Middleton just curb-stomped Chip Roy in the Texas Attorney General runoff, proving once again that dissing Papa Trump is a surefire way to get your political career Thanos-snapped. Roy, bless his heart, thought he could get away with a little light Trump-bashing back in the day. Turns out, Texas Republicans ain't forgettin'.

Middleton, smart guy, played the Trump card like a pro. He reminded everyone that Roy wasn't always on the Trump train, and BOOM – victory. It's simple math, really. MAGA + Texas = Win. Roy, on the other hand, learned a valuable lesson: loyalty is everything, especially in the age of Trump.

So, what does this mean? It means the RINOs are still shaking in their boots. It means the swamp is still infested, but at least we got a guy who understands the assignment heading to the general election. Middleton's gonna have to fight for it, though. The libs are gonna throw everything they got at him. But hey, at least he's got the Trump seal of approval.

The Lib tears are gonna be flowing, mark my words. They thought they had a shot with Roy, a 'reasonable' Republican. Now they're stuck facing a guy who isn't afraid to say what he thinks and isn't afraid to fight for Texas. Get ready for the media meltdown.

The libs are probably gonna call Middleton a racist, a sexist, and a homophobe. It's the usual playbook. They'll try to smear him with fake news and try to cancel him on Twitter. But Middleton needs to stay strong, stay true to his principles, and keep fighting for the silent majority.

Remember that time Roy criticized Trump? It's gonna be playing on loop in the minds of Republican voters. Never forget. Never forgive. The memory of that betrayal is what fueled Middleton's victory. It's a reminder that the Republican Party is still Trump's party, and anyone who forgets that does so at their own peril.

This is a wake-up call to all the establishment Republicans out there. The base is tired of being ignored. They're tired of being taken for granted. They want leaders who will fight for them and who will stand up to the left. Middleton's victory shows that those leaders are out there, and they're ready to take the reins.

So, congrats to Mayes Middleton. You played the game, you won the prize. Now go out there and make Texas great again. And remember, the chuds are watching. We're always watching. We're the internet's immune system, and we're ready to defend our country from the forces of wokeness and tyranny.

Get ready for the general election. It's gonna be a wild ride. But with Middleton at the helm, Texas has a fighting chance.

And to all the NeverTrumpers out there: cope and seethe. Your time is over. The future belongs to the MAGA army.

And remember: Trust the Plan. Q