Kentucky just slapped the libs upside the head. Congressman Thomas Massie, a real one, secured his nomination, proving that not everyone has succumbed to the woke mind virus. The tears are real, folks. You can practically taste them.

Meanwhile, Ayatollah Khamenei is dropping truth bombs about the US on social media, and the usual suspects are clutching their pearls. 'Jihad,' they scream! Maybe instead of freaking out, they should consider that decades of bombing and meddling might have consequences. Just a thought.

Oh, and Prince William might grace us with his presence for the FIFA World Cup. Who cares? Seriously. While the elites sip tea, real Americans are dealing with gas prices and inflation. But hey, gotta keep up appearances, right?

Some Texas Dem is threatening to lock up 'American Zionists' in ICE facilities. Yikes. Even for the Democrats, that's a bit much. Looks like TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) is mutating into something even weirder.

Beach chaos erupts with knife fights because, surprise, surprise, when you defund the police and let feral teens run wild, bad things happen. But sure, let's blame it on systemic racism or something equally asinine.

A San Diego mosque got shot up. Tragic. But let's wait for the facts before we jump to conclusions about who's responsible. Remember, narratives are for suckers.

An iconic American beer brand got canceled. RIP. Probably went woke and alienated their entire customer base. Go woke, go broke, as they say.

Tourist hovercraft flips in a lake. Darwinism at its finest. Maybe don't go on a janky hovercraft on the world's biggest lake. Just a suggestion.

'The Squad's' latest useful idiot won a primary. Great. More socialist garbage. Get ready for higher taxes and even more government control.

Some dude named Platner mocked a wounded soldier on Reddit. What a loser. Deserves to be publicly shamed until he crawls back under his rock.

A GOP senator helped the Dems advance a war powers resolution on Iran. Traitor! Time for a primary challenge.

The DOJ is blocking the IRS from auditing Trump's taxes. Finally! Maybe they realized that targeting political opponents is a bad look.

'The View' is arguing about Trump's prescription drug plan. Who cares what those harpies think?

Joe Rogan calls out AOC for being a clueless champagne socialist. Based Rogan strikes again.

The Army is training for war in Texas. Good. Maybe they should practice defending the border while they're at it.

A 16-year-old owned a Dem lawmaker at a Sharia hearing. Savage. The future is bright, fellas.