Manipur, folks, where the ethnic skirmishes have been raging for three glorious years, and nobody – nobody – knows who's doing the skirmishing. Yeah, right. Pull the other one.

Three years of chaos and unrest, and the geniuses in charge are still scratching their heads? It's like blaming the weather for a hurricane. The rot runs deep, folks, and pretending it doesn't benefit someone is peak clown world.

Remember when they told us nation-building was easy? Turns out, when you try to glue together groups that hate each other, things tend to blow up. Shocking, I know.

"Experts" (read: glorified guessers) will tell you it's complex, involving "non-state actors" and "ethnic relations." Translation: They have no freakin' clue and are paid to sound smart while things burn. The "officially unnamed" assailants are probably just figments of our imagination, right?

The implications? More chaos, more division, more power for the people who benefit from the chaos. It's the circle of strife, baby.

What's the solution? Maybe stop trying to force everyone to get along? Let people sort themselves out. But that would be too logical, wouldn't it? Gotta keep the gravy train running for the NGO leeches and virtue signalers.

The "international community" is clutching their pearls, as always. They'll write strongly worded letters while the bodies pile up. Because that always works.

So, buckle up, buttercups. This show ain't ending anytime soon. Enjoy the ride, because nobody in charge has any idea what they're doing. Remember to buy ammo.

The mutation of the conflict? Probably just different factions jockeying for position, fueled by grievances real or imagined. Same song, different verse.

The enduring violence, without named assailants? Just another Tuesday in the global clown show.

Without accountability, the only thing that'll happen is more of the same. Rinse and repeat until the end of time.

Ultimately, lasting peace? As likely as Hillary Clinton admitting she's a lizard person. Good luck with that.

This is the future libs want. Hope you're happy.