So, Mamdani, Mr. Defund-The-Police-But-Not-Really, suddenly remembers he's the mayor and wants everyone to know he's in charge of the NYPD. You know, the same NYPD he's been quietly letting Commissioner Tisch run while he virtue signals about equity or something. Talk about a plot twist!

Is this real, or just another episode of NYC Political Theater? Is Mamdani finally realizing that letting Tisch handle the actual policing might be the only thing keeping his approval rating above zero? Or is he just tired of getting ratioed on Twitter for not knowing what's going on in his own city?

Let's be real, this could be a good thing. Tisch is, after all, a registered Dem. Maybe Mamdani wants to take over to implement even MORE woke policies. Maybe he's gonna tell them to only arrest people who misgender others or something equally insane.

On the other hand, maybe he's finally realizing that letting the city descend into Mad Max: New York Edition isn't a great look for his re-election chances. Maybe he's gonna crack down on crime and stop letting woke DA's let violent criminals back on the streets five minutes after they're arrested.

Don't hold your breath. This is New York City, after all. Common sense is a rare commodity here.

So, grab your popcorn, folks, because this is gonna be a wild ride. Will Mamdani actually do something useful for once? Will Tisch stage a quiet coup and overthrow him? Or will this all just fade away in a week, to be replaced by some other equally absurd political drama?

Honestly, at this point, betting on all of the above wouldn't be the worst strategy.

Either way, the only thing we can be sure of is that the taxpayers will be footing the bill for whatever clown show Mamdani and Tisch decide to put on next. And that, my friends, is the only thing truly consistent about New York City politics.

Time to meme this into oblivion and see what happens. Let the chaos reign!

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