Okay, zoomers, boomer here. So Air Force One caused some delays in Vegas, big whoop. Cry more, snowflakes. The real tea is this: gas prices are mooning because of the Iran war, and the NPCs are losing their minds. Surprise, surprise.

Gas is over $4 a gallon nationally, nearly $7 in the Bay Area, which is basically Commiefornia anyway. Libs are clutching their pearls, blaming everything on Orange Man Bad, even though he's not even president anymore. Get a grip, people. The system is rigged. Always has been. Always will be.

They’re bombing schools in Iran (allegedly, of course – gotta CYA), and the elites are raking in the dough while you’re struggling to fill up your Prius. Remember when they told you to trust the experts? How's that working out for ya? The establishment's war machine gonna establishment war.

Remember Interstellar? Humanity only cares about what's in front of them. It's like the one character explains. Trump knew this, exploited this, and won. Now everyone’s feeling the pain, and they’re finally starting to wake up… maybe. Probably not. Sheep gonna sheep.

So, what’s the solution? Stop simping for politicians. Buy Bitcoin. Stack silver. Learn to can your own food. Become ungovernable. The government doesn't care about you. They only care about power and control. It's time to take back what's ours.

Oh, and one more thing: stop virtue signaling. Nobody cares about your pronouns or your pronouns. Get a job, pay your taxes, and leave the rest of us alone.

So next time you’re at the pump, remember who’s really benefiting from all this chaos. And maybe, just maybe, start questioning everything you think you know. WAKE UP!