Okay, so Spain dropped their World Cup squad. Eight Barcelona players, seven from Arsenal, and ZERO from Real Madrid. Zero. Like, did Real Madrid suddenly get relegated to the Segunda Division or something? What in the name of based God is going on here?

This is peak clown world, folks. Coach Luis de la Fuente clearly mainlines woke juice every morning. No room for the players from the team that, oh I don't know, WINS CHAMPIONS LEAGUE every other year? Smells like some deep state bullsh*t to me. It's always a bloody agenda, innit?

Lamine Yamal, some kid I've barely heard of, gets a spot. Cool. Meanwhile, seasoned veterans who actually, you know, win things are left twiddling their thumbs. What are they teaching these coaches in Spain these days?

I bet this is all because of that woke nonsense about 'diversity' and 'inclusion.' Gotta check the boxes, even if it means fielding a team that's gonna get slaughtered by Germany in the group stage. Enjoy the participation trophies, snowflakes.

Remember when Spain actually won stuff? Back when they had Real Madrid players running the show? Yeah, those were the days. Now it's all about feelings and virtue signaling. Prepare for another humiliating World Cup exit. This isn't soccer. It's theater. A tragedy in motion.

And don't even get me started on Arsenal. Seven Arsenal players? Are you kidding me? Arsenal hasn't won anything since Wenger left! They're the participation trophy merchants of the Premier League. Perfect fit for this woke Spanish squad, I guess.

I'm calling it now: Spain will crash and burn. They'll blame the heat, the referee, the altitude, anything but their own terrible squad selection. The left can't meme, and they certainly can't pick a winning team. Spain will be lucky to make it out of group stage, watch this space.

This is what happens when you let the libs run anything. They ruin everything they touch. Football, culture, freedom... everything. It's time to wake up, people. The woke mind virus is destroying everything we hold dear.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch some highlights of the Real Madrid glory days. At least I can relive the good old times before La Fuente ruined everything. Someone bring the beer, we're gonna be here a while.

Next thing you know, they'll be taking a knee before every match! And what flag will they be kneeling for!?!?!?!?

Sources:

* The Federalist Papers (for general principles) * Babylon Bee (for comedic inspiration)