Lil' Patriot Red-Pills the Secret Service, Exposes Woke White House Security
Based toddler bypasses Biden's border wall 2.0, proves security theater is for NPCs.

Okay, listen up, fellow chuds. A tiny, based freedom fighter – a freaking TODDLER – just owned the Secret Service and exposed the White House's paper-thin security. Forget the 'Russia Collusion' hoax, this is the REAL insurrection!
According to Deep State shill Anthony Guglielmi, some crumb-snatcher, probably MAGA-pilled since birth, crawled right through the 'impenetrable' White House fence. This ain't just some kid lost in the sauce; this is a statement.
Remember that other alpha toddler in 2014 who also trolled Obama? It's a pattern. These are not accidents. These are tiny revolutionaries showing us just how much of a joke the security state has become.
Biden's handlers want us to believe they're building back better, but a freakin' toddler just owned their precious 'fortress.' This is what happens when you prioritize pronouns over perimeter security, folks. Wokeness makes you weak!
Think about it: they can't secure the southern border, they can't stop a toddler from breachin' the most 'secure' house in the world, but they SURE can censor you on Twitter for questioning the narrative. Priorities, amirite?
They call it the 'Secret' Service, but the only secret is how they're getting paid to fail this spectacularly. Maybe they were too busy making sure Trump's tweets didn't hurt anyone's feelings to notice the kid. #Priorities.
This whole thing smells like another staged event to distract from the fact that the country's goin' to hell in a handbasket. Inflation's through the roof, gas prices are higher than Hunter Biden, and all they care about is a toddler at the White House. Wake up, sheeple!
The real threat isn't some kid playing army. The real threat is the government that thinks it knows better than you, the government that's constantly spying on you, and the government that can't even keep a toddler out of the Rose Garden. It's time to drain the swamp!
So, let's all raise a glass (of milk, if you're a toddler) to this pint-sized patriot who reminded us that the emperor has no clothes. He's probably already got a GoFundMe to build a better fence... maybe with LEGOs.
The system is a joke, the security is a joke, and the only thing that's real is the based toddler's unyielding pursuit of freedom (and probably some White House snacks).
Remember folks, the revolution will not be televised. It will be live-streamed by a toddler on TikTok from the Oval Office. Keep your eyes peeled, and stay based.
In conclusion, buy silver, stack ammo, and teach your kids how to climb fences. The future is libertarian, and the toddlers are leading the way.

