So, get this: a whopping 61% of normies are finally realizing their grocery bills are looking like a socialist's five-year plan. Shocker, I know. Turns out free stuff ain't really free when the government's printing money faster than AOC can craft a virtue-signaling tweet. The survey even says that over 75% of people, including a solid 55% of based Republicans, think that the Trump-era (and subsequent) policies have jacked up the cost of living. Ironic, innit? All that winning and the cost of tendies went through the roof.

But let's be real, it's not just one dude with the orange tan's fault. This is what happens when you let the woke mob run the economy. ESG scores, DEI initiatives, and green energy boondoggles aren't exactly known for boosting productivity and lowering prices. It's all about feeling good while your wallet bleeds out.

Remember when the experts told us inflation was 'transitory'? Yeah, well, so was my last relationship, and both left me broke and disappointed. The globalists and deep state swamp creatures will have you believe that this is all Putin's fault. But we know that the real enemy is ourselves. Namely, the government.

Here's a truth bomb: The Fed printing money like it's going out of style has consequences. Supply chain disruptions, thanks to lockdowns and virtue-signaling companies, also have consequences. Letting radical leftists run our education and our economy also has consequences. Shocker: they are the consequences!

The solution? Stop voting for clowns who promise free stuff. Embrace sound money, like Bitcoin (maybe), and tell your woke CEO to stick his pronouns where the sun don't shine. And for God's sake, learn to grow your own tomatoes. The apocalypse (or at least slightly higher grocery bills) is coming, and you don't want to be caught slippin'.

So next time you're at the checkout line, remember this: Your freedom is worth more than any avocado toast. And don't forget to own the libs while you're at it.

In the meantime, buy ammo and learn how to barter with canned goods. The only stimulus package that matters is a well-stocked pantry and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Sources:

* Mises Institute * Cato Institute