Let Them Cook: Time to Nuke Iran?
The Iranian people are getting hosed, so maybe a little shock therapy is in order?
Alright, alright, alright. So the libtards and neocons are at it again, wringing their hands over Iran. The same Iran that's been screaming 'Death to America' since before Biden was even senile? Yeah, that one. They're talking about the 'Iranian people' and how we can't 'let them down.' As if the Iranian government gives a rat's ass about its people.
Look, here's the deal. Iran is a rogue state run by a bunch of religious fanatics who want to turn the whole Middle East into a Shia caliphate. They're funding terrorism, building nukes, and generally being a pain in everyone's ass. So, what do we do? Keep sending them strongly worded letters? Keep praying for regime change? Nah, fam.
Remember the good ol' days? Like, the actual good ol' days when we rolled into Iraq and Afghanistan with the swagger of a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving? Yeah, we fixed those problems right up, didn't we? (Okay, maybe not. But the intent was there!).
The Iran deal was a joke. Obama gave them billions of dollars to... what? Promise not to build nukes for ten years? Like anyone trusts those mullahs. Trump was right to pull out. Now, we're back to square one, and the Iranians are closer than ever to having the bomb.
So, what's the solution? Well, I'm not saying we should nuke Tehran. Okay, maybe I am. Look, sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. And sometimes that omelet is a mushroom cloud. Is that so wrong to suggest?
The woke crowd will say it's 'imperialism' and 'racist' and whatever other buzzwords they're using these days. But guess what? America First, baby. And if that means turning a blind eye to the suffering of the 'Iranian people' while we secure our interests, so be it. They made their bed, let 'em sleep in it. If there are more uprisings, so be it. We don't need to involve ourselves and create another disaster!
Think about it. A quick, decisive strike. No more Iranian nukes. No more funding for Hamas and Hezbollah. No more threats to our allies in the region. Problem solved.
Of course, there would be consequences. But hey, what doesn't have consequences? At least this way, we'd be solving a problem instead of just kicking the can down the road.
So, let's stop pussyfooting around and get serious about Iran. Either we deal with them now, or we deal with them later. And I'd rather deal with them on our terms, not theirs. Let's send a message they won't soon forget. You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
It's time to drain the swamp in the Middle East. And sometimes, you gotta use a little dynamite to get the job done. Just sayin'. The clock's ticking, folks. Tick-tock, tick-tock...


