Okay, so boom. The boomers finally did something right. Looks like the US and Israel decided to give the Ayatollah and his woke regime a taste of freedom fries. The bombs started dropping around 09:40 local time (06:10 GMT), and the cope is already legendary.

Apparently, some Iranians are panicking, probably the ones who unironically fly the regime's flag. But BBC Persian – yes, even they – are reporting that some people are actually celebrating. They're throwing a block party for freedom, fueled by spite and a deep-seated hatred of mullahs. One lady on the internet apparently said Khamenei's crib got Thanos-snapped. Based.

Of course, the usual suspects are clutching their pearls. "Oh, the poor civilians! Think of the children!" Cry me a river, snowflake. This regime has been funding terrorism and chanting "Death to America" for decades. They built this. If you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

Meanwhile, the Iranian government has pulled the plug on the internet. Can't have people spreading the good news, can we? Luckily, based billionaires like Elon Musk are out here providing Starlink so the truth can get out. Technology: based.

Some people are posting sadboi messages on social media, talking about how they're just going to be another number in the dead pool. Well, maybe they should have thought about that before they let a bunch of medieval theocrats run their country into the ground. Just sayin'.

Look, nobody likes war. But sometimes, you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet. And this omelet is called "regime change." It's served with a side of freedom and a healthy dose of American exceptionalism. Get on board or get out of the way.

And for all the libs out there who are crying about this, remember: words have consequences, and ideas have results. You spent years coddling this regime and apologizing for America. Now look where we are. Maybe next time, try supporting freedom instead of virtue signaling.

So raise a glass (of freedom) to the brave men and women who are making this happen. And to the Iranians who are finally seeing a glimmer of hope. May their future be free, prosperous, and filled with dank memes.

This is the way. Deplorables, assemble!

And remember, rent free. The Ayatollah is living rent free in your head.

Suck it, commies. Freedom wins.