Birmingham, UK – Get ready for another round of triggered lefties! Unison, the Labour party’s useful idiot union, is staging a pathetic leafleting campaign in Shabana Mahmood’s district because they don’t like the proposed changes to visa rules for, you guessed it, more immigrants. Apparently, doubling the time it takes for imported caregivers to get settled here from five to ten years is, like, totally unfair, man.

These genius policy proposals, outlined in some white paper nobody actually reads, suggest that maybe, just maybe, we shouldn’t be handing out citizenship like candy to anyone who can wipe a bum. Unison, of course, is having a full-blown socialist meltdown. They claim this will “devastate” the care sector, as if the entire British economy is dependent on importing people to change diapers. Spoiler alert: it isn’t.

One-third of care workers and one-fifth of NHS staff are migrants? Sounds like someone needs to start training British citizens for these jobs instead of relying on cheap labor from overseas. But nah, that would require actual effort and responsibility. Much easier to just scream “racism” and demand open borders for everyone.

Unison plans to harass one-third of Mahmood’s 55,000 constituents with their propaganda. Apparently, this is the first time this particular commie crew has gone full-on resistance against a Labour policy. Maybe even they realize how insane their demands are.

They’re also whining about the visa sponsorship rules, claiming employers are evil exploiters. Their solution? Hand the whole thing over to the government, because that will definitely solve all the problems. (Insert sarcastic eyeroll here.)

These commies are planning a “national day of action” to lobby MPs, especially the useless Labour ones. One “highly qualified” migrant care worker is apparently a freakin’ accountant and fraud investigator. So why are they wiping old folks’ butts? Something smells fishy, and it ain’t the cod.

Unison’s boss lady, Andrea Egan, is predictably screeching about workforce shortages. Newsflash: maybe if you paid people a decent wage and treated them like human beings, you wouldn’t have a shortage. But that would require, like, capitalism or something. And we can't have that!

So, brace yourselves for another round of virtue signaling and leftist histrionics. Just remember, the only thing these people care about is power, and they’ll use anyone and anything to get it. Including your grandma's butt-wipes.