Beirut, Lebanon – Cry me a river, Lebanon. Declaring a national day of mourning? Maybe try not harboring terrorists who lob rockets at your neighbor. Just a thought. Looks like Israel finally got tired of playing nice and decided to rearrange some real estate. 254 less virtue signalers in the world. #Winning.

Let's be real, Lebanon is basically a parking lot for Hezbollah. They expect Israel to just sit there and take it? Newsflash: Iron Dome ain't free, and neither is Israeli patience. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. In this case, the prize is a smoking crater where your house used to be.

The usual suspects are clutching their pearls and screaming about “disproportionate response.” Spare me. When someone punches you in the face, you don't offer them tea and crumpets. You knock them the hell out. Israel is just doing what any sane nation would do: protecting its own damn citizens.

Meanwhile, the UN is probably drafting another strongly worded letter condemning Israel. Yawn. Those letters are about as effective as thoughts and prayers. Maybe they should try sending Israel a strongly worded fruit basket. That'll show 'em.

Here's a hot take: maybe Lebanon should focus on, you know, governing its own country instead of letting it become a terrorist training camp. Just a suggestion. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a guy on the internet who's tired of watching Israel get blamed for defending itself.

So, pour one out for the 254 (who probably had it coming), and let's hope this serves as a wake-up call to anyone thinking about messing with the Jewish state. Israel doesn't start fights, but they sure as hell know how to finish them. Checkmate, libtards.

Next time, try not playing footsie with the Ayatollah, Lebanon. It’s bad for your health. And your real estate values. Just sayin'.