Another day, another reminder that playing stupid games gets you stupid prizes. This time, Lebanon's on the receiving end of some spicy Israeli drone action. Apparently, someone forgot the memo about not messing with the Iron Dome.

The Usual Suspects (aka the Lebanese Health Ministry) are whining about casualties. Yeah, people die when you're hosting a terrorist org that lobs rockets at your neighbor. Maybe tell Hezbollah to chill instead of crying to the UN.

Eight dead, including two kiddie insurgents? Sucks to suck. But hey, consequences have consequences. Three cars turned into crispy critters on the coastal highway. I bet those woke electric vehicles wouldn't have had this problem.

Israel hasn't officially commented yet, probably too busy laughing at the pathetic excuses coming from Beirut. But they did mention hitting some Hezbollah hidey-holes. Translation: Israel played whack-a-mole and Hezbollah lost. Again.

Hezbollah launched some drones too. Probably the kind you get from Wish.com. No Israeli casualties reported. Maybe they should try carrier pigeons next time. More reliable.

Biden's handlers are probably wetting themselves, trying to arrange another round of pointless talks in Washington. As if Hezbollah gives a damn. Their leader, Naim Qassem, basically told everyone to pound sand. Based.

It all started after the US and Israel tag-teamed Iran. I'm sure the Libs are clutching their pearls and blaming Trump, even though he hasn't been in office for three years. Gotta love the predictability.

Almost 3,000 dead in Lebanon? Boo hoo. The numbers are padded anyway. You know those health ministries love to count every stray cat as a “victim of Israeli aggression.” Israel lost a handful of soldiers and civilians. Who do you think started this mess? The side with the freedom missiles or the sandcastle warriors?

The Left is probably already drafting a resolution condemning Israel. Meanwhile, actual freedom-loving people are enjoying the fireworks show from afar. Popcorn’s on me.

Israel gotta do what they gotta do. You can’t negotiate with terrorists; you eliminate them. Facts don't care about your feelings snowflakes.