Alright, listen up, snowflakes. The chickens have come home to roost, and by chickens, I mean KFC shares on the ASX. Domino's, Collins Foods, Retail Food Group – all taking a nosedive faster than Biden on a bicycle. Turns out, even the perpetually broke can't afford to pay $30 for a bucket of fried chicken when the woke overlords are driving petrol prices through the roof.

This ain't about the weather, folks. This is about the idiotic policies that have turned Australia into a paradise for virtue signalers and a hellhole for anyone trying to make a buck. The US-Israel shebang in Iran? Yeah, that ain't helping your servo prices. But neither is the greenie agenda that's strangling our energy sector.

Some pencil-necked strategist named Lochlan Halloway from Morningstar (probably a soyboy latte-sipper) says fast food is a "discretionary purchase." No **, Sherlock! But when your government is printing money faster than China prints propaganda, even the basics become discretionary. He says "costs increasing materially due to high fuel prices, interest rate concerns and other forms of cost pressures." You think?

Consumer confidence is tanking faster than the Titanic because people are finally waking up to the fact that they're being fleeced. They're watching their jobs disappear faster than free speech on Twitter. And the geniuses in Canberra are blaming everyone but themselves. Inflation at 4.6%? That's just a "transitory" inconvenience, right? Just like that COVID thing.

Cafes are selling less of their hipster coffee. Restaurants are emptying out. Even the sheeples are cutting back on homewares. Elevated fuel prices plus interest rate hikes? That's just the elites' way of telling you to eat cake… if you can afford it. They're flying around in their private jets, laughing at the plebs who are forced to choose between feeding their kids and filling up their gas guzzlers.

McDonald's too expensive? Maybe. But so is everything else thanks to the clowns running this country. The market overreacting? Maybe. But it's reacting to something real: the slow-motion collapse of the Australian economy.

Domino's tanking after the US numbers came out? Shocking. Retail Food Group circling the drain? No surprise there. Wake up, Australia! Before it’s too late to even afford the dough for your own pizza.

This isn't rocket science. This is common sense. Cut the woke crap, unleash the energy sector, slash taxes, and let people keep more of their hard-earned cash. Otherwise, prepare for a future where the only thing cheap and accessible is government propaganda.