LOS ANGELES – Another day, another lib gets rekt. Jasveen Sangha, aka the 'Ketamine Queen,' just got sentenced to 15 years for playing pharmacist to Matthew Perry, the guy who made awkward jokes on Friends. Turns out, supplying the rich and famous with enough horse tranquilizer to knock out Secretariat isn't exactly a victimless crime. Who knew?

So, Perry's chilling in his hot tub, probably thinking about how much residual income he still gets from syndication, and BAM! Too much K-hole. The prosecutors, bless their hearts, called Sangha’s pad a “drug-selling emporium.” Sounds like my kind of place, minus the getting busted part. Seems like the chic was living large off hooking up junkies.

Perry’s stepmom, Debbie, went full Karen in her victim impact statement, demanding the max sentence for the “heartless woman.” Can't say I disagree. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, right?

Turns out, Sangha's not just peddling ketamine. Feds found enough meth, coke, and Xanax to throw a rave in her North Hollywood stash house. This ain't your grandma's weed operation. This is a full-blown criminal enterprise. You hate to see a girlboss failing upwards, amirite?

She tried to pull a fast one, denying the charges at first. But then, just before the trial, she suddenly had a change of heart. Probably saw the writing on the wall. As part of the deal, she even admitted to offing some dude named Cody McLaury with her special blend of K. Talk about a bad trip.

Her lawyers tried to play the “she’s a good person deep down” card, but the judge wasn't buying it. Probably because she was dealing enough drugs to sedate a small army. Looks like someone forgot to read the room.

Of course, the Hollywood elites are pretending like this is some isolated incident. But let's be real, drugs are as much a part of La-La Land as overpriced avocado toast and virtue signaling at the Oscars. This is what happens when you normalize degeneracy, folks. Get woke, go broke. Or in this case, get woke, get a fatal dose of ketamine.

Turns out, there were five people supplying Perry. Dr. Salvador Plasencia got 30 months, Dr. Mark Chavez got house arrest (seriously?), and the assistant, Kenneth Iwamasa, is still waiting to see if he's going to the big house or just gets a slap on the wrist. Guess we'll see if justice is actually blind, or just blindfolded.

So there you have it. Another Hollywood tragedy fueled by drugs and enabled by a system that rewards hedonism. But hey, at least the 'Ketamine Queen' is off the streets. For now. Maybe this will finally wake up Hollywood, but don't hold your breath. They're probably too busy finding new and exciting ways to destroy themselves. GG, libs.