LOS ANGELES – So, the 'Ketamine Queen,' Jasveen Sangha, is finally getting her day in court. Remember Matthew Perry? Chandler Bing himself? Turns out his untimely jacuzzi chill sesh wasn't just a bad Tuesday; it was the acute effects of... well, you know.

Debbie Perry, stepmom of the late comedian, wants Sangha to get the max sentence. Can't blame her, tbh. Imagine losing your stepson 'cause some dealer lady was slinging horse tranquilizers like they're gluten-free muffins at Erewhon.

Sangha pleaded guilty to slingin' the K that allegedly did Perry in. She's facing like, 60+ years. That's enough time to binge-watch 'Friends' a thousand times and still have time to learn a new language. Maybe learn some ethics while she's at it.

Word is, Sangha apologized to Perry's fam from the clink. Too little, too late, honey. 'Sorry I helped fuel your son's addiction and maybe accidentally OD'd him' doesn't exactly scream remorse. It screams 'lawyer told me to say this.'

Perry was apparently doing ketamine therapy for his depression. Big Pharma strikes again? Nah, just kidding...sort of. Seems like even 'supervised' drug use can go sideways when you're dealing with addiction. Who knew?

But wait, there's more! Turns out Sangha wasn't alone. We got Dr. Salvador Plasencia, who got a measly 30 months for peddling K. And Dr. Mark Chavez, who got house arrest. So basically, slap on the wrist for the medical establishment. Nice.

Plasencia was apparently selling Perry the K for $2,000 a pop. Capitalism, baby! 'I wonder how much this moron will pay,' he texted. Classy. Real classy. The Hippocratic Oath is truly dead. Or maybe it's just hanging out in a jacuzzi somewhere, unresponsive.

Then there's Erik Fleming and Kenneth Iwamasa, the intermediaries. Fleming told to scrub the texts, classic cover-up move. They're getting sentenced later. The whole thing is a big ol' mess of addiction, greed, and questionable ethics.

So, will Sangha get the max? Probably not. But hopefully, this whole saga will at least make some people think twice before messing with controlled substances. Or at least think twice before leaving incriminating text messages.

We need a complete overhaul of how we treat addiction. Legalize and tax! Maybe then we can stop lining the pockets of shady doctors and ketamine queens. Okay, maybe not legalize ketamine. But something's gotta give.

This is a cautionary tale about the dangers of addiction and the slimy individuals who profit from human misery. Rest in peace, Chandler Bing. You were too good for this world. Or at least, too good for the L.A. drug scene.

Let's see if 'Ketamine Queen' gets what she deserves. Maybe the real friends were the ketamine vials we found along the way. Just kidding. Stay away from drugs, kids.