Nairobi – So, Kenya's in a tizzy because gas prices are higher than Kamala's approval rating? Shocking. The transport sector is in full-blown Karen mode, screeching about fuel costs like it's the end of the world. Newsflash: it's not the end of the world, but it IS a wake-up call to the sheer lunacy of relying on foreign oil while simping for the globalist climate agenda.

These virtue-signaling politicians raised petroleum prices to 'record levels', over 20% increase! They want to be woke, but nobody wants to pay more for gas or food because of it. What did they think was gonna happen? People start walking to work while chanting kumbaya?

Let's be real, Kenya's situation is a direct result of bowing down to the altar of 'green' energy. All this 'sustainable' nonsense, pushed by global elites, is designed to make you poorer and more dependent on their control. And now they claim to be for the 'common good'. Classic.

The US-Israel conflict with Iran? Just another excuse for these jokers to hike prices and blame someone else. The Strait of Hormuz is blocked? Time to invest in domestic energy, not whine about international relations.

Of course, the cops are out there tear-gassing people like it's a Friday night rave. Can't have the peasants getting uppity and demanding affordable gas. But who do these cops work for? This current regime of WEF puppets! The Transport Sector Alliance (TSA) wants to cut fuel prices by 35%? Good luck with that. Demanding handouts from a government that's already broke is like asking AOC for financial advice.

Treasury Minister John Mbadi called the strike 'uncalled for'? No, what's 'uncalled for' is pretending this is a 'global problem' that Kenya can't solve domestically. Time to start drilling, baby. Unleash the free market, and let the libs cry about it.

Here's a radical idea: ditch the green fantasies, embrace fossil fuels, and tell the globalists to shove their 'sustainable' development where the sun don't shine. The high cost of fuel is just a symptom of a much bigger problem: a government that's more interested in virtue signaling than serving its people. It's time to stop being an NPC and start thinking for yourself.

So, next time you fill up your tank, remember who's really to blame. It's not the gas station owner, and it's not Putin. It's the woke politicians and the globalist elites who are driving us all off a cliff.