NYC—Lemme tell ya folks, it's a total clown world out there on Wall Street. You got these so-called 'Masters of the Universe' practically dry-humping each other to get a piece of that SpaceX IPO action. We're talking Bezos-level cheddar, and these guys are HUNGRY.

All this virtue signaling and ESG nonsense goes right out the window when there's a billion-dollar fee pot on the table. Suddenly, everyone's a capitalist again. Funny how that works, huh?

They’ll be bending over backwards faster than Hunter Biden at a foreign energy deal to get Musk’s attention. Expect lots of 'synergy' talk, blockchain buzzwords, and maybe even a virtue-signaling gesture or two about 'sustainable space exploration.' GAG ME.

The swamp creatures are back at it again, lining their pockets while the average Joe struggles to pay for gas and groceries. These are the same guys who crashed the economy in 2008 and got bailed out by the taxpayers. And now they're drooling over SpaceX money?

It’s a rigged game folks, and the house always wins. Unless we drain the swamp, these elites will keep getting richer while the rest of us get poorer. Where’s the audit, am I right?

Remember Occupy Wall Street? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But now those protesters are probably working for Goldman Sachs, cashing six-figure checks and LARPing as revolutionaries. It’s the ultimate grift.

So yeah, watch these bankers fight over SpaceX like seagulls over a dropped french fry. It’s disgusting, but it’s also kinda hilarious. Just don't expect any of that money to trickle down to you. Unless you happen to be a lobbyist, a politician, or maybe a distant relative of Nancy Pelosi. Then you might get a taste.

Let's see how long Musk can stay based while navigating the treacherous waters of Wall Street. Will he sell out and go full woke? Or will he keep fighting the good fight and trolling the libs? Only time will tell.

And don't even get me STARTED on the SEC. They're supposed to be regulating these guys, but they're probably too busy counting their own stock options. Talk about a revolving door.

So, crack open a cold one, watch the Wall Street circus unfold, and remember: The system is rigged, and the elites are laughing all the way to the bank. Stay frosty, folks.

Basically, rich guys are fighting over other rich guys' money. #DrainTheSwamp #WallStreetCarnage #Musketeer