So, Grandpa Keating, the guy who brought you the original flavor of CGT back in the day, is now telling Albo to stick to his guns on the new capital gains tax (CGT) changes. Translation: Prepare for more wealth redistribution, peasants! Because apparently, you haven't suffered enough already.

Albo's trying to ditch the 50% CGT discount for some inflation-based model – sounds fancy, right? It's just a tax hike disguised as 'economic responsibility'. Small businesses and startups are rightfully freaking out, but Keating's like, 'Nah, bro, it's all good. Just bend over and take it like a good little taxpayer.'

Keating claims the current system is diverting all the money into housing, specifically established property. As if owning a home is now a crime. The real crime is these clowns constantly changing the rules of the game after you've already played by them. Talk about a rug pull!

Treasurer Chalmers, bless his heart, is spouting the usual BS about avoiding 'distortions'. Newsflash: government intervention is the distortion. The free market worked just fine before these bureaucrats decided they knew better.

Of course, investors and entrepreneurs are screaming bloody murder. But who cares about the job creators, right? Let's just keep squeezing them until they all move their businesses offshore. Brilliant strategy, Albo!

The Coalition is making a big show of 'scrutinizing' the plan, but let's be real – they're probably just angling for some pork-barrel spending in exchange for their support. Politics as usual.

And don't even get me started on the Greens. They're probably salivating at the thought of more taxes to fund their woke pet projects. This whole thing is a dumpster fire of epic proportions.

The irony of Keating, the OG taxman, lecturing us about economic fairness is just too much. It's like Darth Vader telling Luke Skywalker about the virtues of freedom. These guys are out of touch with reality and actively hostile to anyone who dares to build wealth.

So, buckle up, buttercups. The CGT taxman is coming, and he's got his eye on your gains. Start hoarding canned goods and learning how to live off the grid. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

Maybe we should start a social media campaign… oh wait, they're already mocking Albo. Based.