Fremantle, Western Australia – Oh, the irony. Craig Silvey, the genius behind Jasper Jones (you know, the super woke, morally superior Aussie novel), just admitted he's been messing with child exploitation material. The 43-year-old darling of the literary elite entered a guilty plea in Fremantle magistrates court, all because he got caught with his digital pants down in January.

So, what happened? Apparently, the Western Australia police's child abuse squad paid him a visit at his Fremantle pad, allegedly catching him chatting it up with other creeps online. They seized his devices, and now he's facing the music. Two other charges – the ones about him making the stuff – got dropped. Lucky him.

But let's not forget, this is the guy the lefties were holding up as some kind of cultural icon. His books were on every woke reading list in the country. Now? Not so much. Allen & Unwin and Fremantle Press have rightfully pulled the plug on promoting him, and his titles are disappearing faster than conservatives on Twitter.

Honestly, does anyone even act surprised anymore? Another celebrity virtue signaler revealed to be a massive hypocrite. It's like clockwork. These guys preach about inclusivity and social justice while secretly engaging in the most depraved behavior imaginable.

What's even more hilarious is the inevitable spin. Expect the media to start talking about his 'struggles' and 'mental health challenges'. They'll try to paint him as a victim of the very system he was supposedly fighting against. Don't buy it.

This isn't about mental health; it's about pure, unadulterated evil. And it's a reminder that you can't judge a book by its cover – especially when that cover is plastered with progressive platitudes. Silvey's getting a taste of reality, and hopefully, it's a long one.

So, to all the woke publishers and educators who promoted this guy's work: take a good, hard look in the mirror. You championed a monster, and now you have to own it. The rest of us will be over here, enjoying the schadenfreude.

Silvey's bail continues. He's got a date with destiny in district court on July 3, where he'll find out how much time he's gonna spend thinking about what he did. Probably less than he should.

In conclusion: this is what happens when you let coastal elites run amok with no accountability. May this dude spend a long time thinking about his mistakes.