New York, NY - Stephen Colbert, woke king of CBS late night, took a shot at Spirit Airlines after they announced they were basically just giving up on the whole 'flying' thing. 'All flights have been canceled, and customer service is no longer available,' Spirit said, which, according to Colbert, was also 'Spirit’s motto.' Based. Absolute savage.

Look, nobody actually likes Spirit Airlines. You fly Spirit because you're broke, or you hate yourself, or both. It's the aerial equivalent of a Greyhound bus, except with slightly less legroom and a higher chance of ending up on YouTube fighting a flight attendant over carry-on baggage fees. So, yeah, their planes don’t fly and they fired customer service? Not shocking.

Colbert's joke isn't just funny; it's true. Spirit is what happens when capitalism goes slightly wrong. Sure, they offer dirt-cheap fares, but you pay for it in other ways: hidden fees, cramped seats, and the gnawing suspicion that your plane is held together with duct tape and the hopes and prayers of minimum-wage mechanics.

The libs will probably spin this as some kind of 'systemic injustice' or 'corporate greed' thing. Nah. It's just a garbage airline that sucks. That's it. It's the free market at work, baby. If people were happy with Spirit, they'd still be flying. But they aren't, because Spirit provides a terrible service.

So, raise a glass to Colbert for speaking truth to power (or, at least, truth to a deeply incompetent airline). And if you're planning on flying Spirit anytime soon, maybe pack a parachute. Or just, you know, take the bus. You'll probably get there faster. And with customer service.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's…never mind, it's just a Spirit Airlines flight getting cancelled again. Sad!

Libs owned. Spirit owned. My meme folder is thriving. MAGA.

Sources: 1. Me, after being stuck in Orlando airport for 12 hours because of Spirit. (Trust me, bro.) 2. Common sense.