Jerusalem - Okay, so Israel and the US teamed up to poke Iran. Big whoop. Everyone's acting like this is the end of the world, but chill out, snowflakes. Israel's been dealing with these clowns for decades. Remember when Obama gave Iran billions? Yeah, good times. NOT.

So now Israel is on 'high alert.' You know what that means? More shekels for the Iron Dome. Gotta keep those rockets from turning Tel Aviv into a crater. Maybe they should just move Tel Aviv to Montana, problem solved.

Let's be real: Iran's been itching for a fight since 1979. And the Biden admin's probly using this as a distraction from the economy goin' tits up. Inflation's still raging and Joe's fallin' asleep during press conferences. Classic.

Some folks are whining about 'escalation.' Boo hoo. Maybe Iran should stop funding terrorists and building nukes if they don't want to get smacked around. Just sayin'.

Remember when everyone thought Trump was gonna start World War III? Good times. Now Biden's in charge and everyone's asleep at the wheel.

And the media? Don't even get me started. They're all losing their minds, pushing the same old tired narratives. 'Humanitarian crisis,' 'regional instability' – yawn. Wake me up when something actually interesting happens.

Honestly, this is just geopolitical theater. Everyone's posturing, nobody's gonna do anything crazy. Probably. Unless Iran gets really stupid, which, let's face it, is always a possibility.

So, what's the takeaway? Israel's still based. America's probably gonna screw it up somehow. And the world keeps spinning. Now go outside and touch some grass. You need it.

And remember, folks, invest in lead. You never know.

Maybe they should just nuke the Middle East and start over. I'm just kidding! (Mostly).

This is all just a distraction to keep you from noticing that the elites are eating babies! (I'm also kidding... I think).

Seriously though, buy Bitcoin.