So, get this: barely after the US signs some kinda handshake agreement (read: appeasement) with Iran, their oil refinery on Lavan Island spontaneously combusts. Plumes of black smoke, the kind that make Greta Thunberg clutch her pearls. You almost gotta admire the commitment to trolling.

This Lavan Island refinery? It's like their gas station. Blow it up, and suddenly they can't fund all their terrorist shenanigans. (Allegedly, of course.)

Now, the official story will be 'accident' or 'technical malfunction'. Yeah, just like how Hillary's server was totally secure. We're talking about Iran here, folks. The same Iran that funds Hamas, shouts 'Death to America', and plays footsie with Russia. Occam's razor suggests that the fire might be more than just a coincidence.

But hey, maybe it WAS an accident. Accidents happen, right? Like accidentally giving billions of dollars to a regime that hates you. Or accidentally starting World War III. Speaking of, how long before they blame Israel? Place your bets!

This whole situation is peak clown world. We try to be nice, they respond with… well, a giant middle finger made of burning hydrocarbons. When will the West learn?

Sources:

* U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) * International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) * United States Department of State