So, the geniuses in charge managed to poke the Iranian bear, and now we're gonna get four waves of consequences, each one dumber than the last. Buckle up, buttercups, because it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

First, get ready for gas prices higher than Hunter Biden after a crack binge. The libs will blame 'Big Oil' (as if they aren't funding windmills with our tax dollars), but the reality is, instability in the Middle East means less oil, and less oil means more pain at the pump. Hope you're ready to sell your Prius to afford a tank.

Next, the supply chains that were already screwed are about to get even more screwed. Forget about getting that new flat screen or those artisanal avocados. You'll be lucky if you can find toilet paper. Maybe it's time to learn how to use a bidet, commie.

Then comes the inflation, which will be so high, even AOC will be able to understand it (probably not, actually). Get ready for your dollar to be worth less than a Venezuelan bolivar. The government will print more money, which will only make things worse. It's like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Finally, the long-term effects. Companies will go even more woke to signal their virtue while simultaneously laying off workers. They'll blame climate change for everything and try to sell you carbon credits. It's all a scam, folks.

Remember the '70s? Disco, bell bottoms, and gas lines. Yeah, get ready for a repeat, only this time it'll be woke disco, gender-neutral bell bottoms, and electric car charging lines.

The 'experts' will tell you this is all 'unprecedented'. They're wrong. The same elites who got us into this mess will try to 'fix' it with more of the same failed policies. Prepare for more lockdowns, more mandates, and more virtue signaling from celebrities.

Pro-tip: Buy ammo, canned goods, and a good filter for your water. Learn how to grow your own food. And for God's sake, turn off CNN.

In the long run, we'll probably end up with some globalist 'solution' that involves surrendering more sovereignty to the UN. Yay. Just what we needed.

So, yeah, the Iran thing is gonna suck. But hey, at least we'll have plenty of memes to laugh at while the world burns.

Remember, laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have dysentery. Then you need antibiotics. But definitely laugh while you're taking them.

This is what happens when you elect a geriatric puppet to the highest office. Enjoy the show, peasants. The four horsemen are saddling up.