HAIFA, ISRAEL - So, get this: Video evidence confirms Iran dropped a little gift on a residential building in Haifa. Residential. Because who needs diplomacy when you can just yeet a missile and call it a day? This isn't exactly shocking, is it? The Ayatollahs gonna Ayatollah. Biden's peace plan is clearly working wonders!

The usual suspects are clutching their pearls, wringing their hands, and demanding... what exactly? More strongly worded letters? A strongly worded UN resolution that Iran will promptly ignore? Remember that 'red line' Obama drew in Syria? Yeah, those were the days.

Let's be real: Iran is playing chess while the West is playing checkers... blindfolded. They're enriching uranium, funding terrorists, and now, apparently, providing real estate demolition services in Haifa. What's next, free swimming lessons in the Mediterranean?

We're told to 'de-escalate'. But how do you de-escalate with a regime that views de-escalation as weakness? Appeasement never works, kids. Ask Neville Chamberlain. Or better yet, ask the residents of Haifa. Oh wait, they might be a little preoccupied at the moment.

The 'experts' will be on CNN any minute now, explaining how this is all very complicated and nuanced, and we need to understand Iran's 'legitimate grievances'. Legitimate grievances? Is that what we're calling unprovoked missile attacks now?

Meanwhile, the woke crowd will be silent. You know, because criticizing Iran might offend someone somewhere. Can't trigger the easily triggered!

But hey, at least we're not funding evil dictators! Oh wait...

Maybe it's time to stop pretending that Iran is anything other than a rogue state run by religious zealots who want to see the West burn. Maybe it's time to stop negotiating and start… deterring. Like, with actual deterrence. You know, the kind that involves things that go boom. Just a thought.

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled programming. Don't forget to virtue signal on Twitter. It's the only thing that can truly stop international aggression!

And remember: It's not a war crime if you win.

Thoughts and prayers. Or maybe just bullets and bombs. Whatever.

Sources:

- Institute for the Study of War (ISW) Reports - MEMRI (Middle East Media Research Institute) Translations - Congressional Research Service (CRS) Reports on Iran