So, Sleepy Joe finally got around to giving Iran a little tap on the nose. Dropped some freedom bombs on their missile launchers and mine-laying operations in the Strait of Hormuz. Four towelheads went to meet their 72 virgins. You love to see it.

But get this – even after getting a dose of American exceptionalism, the Ayatollahs are still simping for a peace deal. Pakistan and Qatar are playing middleman, probably shaking down both sides for shekels. Pathetic.

The Iranian foreign ministry is whining about “bad faith” and “violated ceasefire.” Cry me a river, camel jockeys. You poke the bear, you get the claws. Simple as.

No “specific reprisals” announced. Translation: they're too scared to do anything. They know Uncle Sam has got the big stick, and they don't want a full-scale redecorating of Tehran.

Brent oil futures went up 4%. Shocked, I tell ya. It's like the entire global economy is held together with duct tape and prayer. Probably time to invest in some AR-15s and canned goods. Just in case.

Trump postponed his cabinet meeting because of “bad weather.” Yeah, okay. Maybe he just needed a break from the swamp creatures. He did copy and paste a whole rant about the Dems and the media. The dude's got a point, though – they'd spin a total Iranian surrender as a Trump failure. Clown world.

Speaking of clowns, the South Carolina RINOs blocked redistricting. Can't even gerrymander a district properly. Weak. And some judge blocked Alabama's voting map because it was “discriminatory.” More like “effective.”

Now the White House wants NDAs for federal employees. Lock those leakers down! The only thing that should be leaking out of the White House is classified info to Tucker Carlson.

And some soyboy Dem senator, Andy Kim, got pepper-sprayed at an ICE protest. He's lucky they didn't waterboard him. Those detainees are probably just mad they’re not getting free healthcare and housing, courtesy of the American taxpayer.