So, Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz again. Shocker. Apparently, our esteemed negotiator Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf is whining about “fundamental points” still needing resolution. Translation: they want more free stuff while still chanting “Death to America.” Rinse and repeat.

The US blockade is working, but is it working? These clowns still have enough oil money to fund Hezbollah and build underground bunkers the size of Delaware. Time to turn up the heat, Brandon. Or are you too busy sniffing toddlers and falling up stairs?

Saeed Khatibzadeh says no second date till both sides “agree on the framework.” LOL. It's like negotiating with a toddler who just smeared poop on the walls. Demanding preconditions while holding the world economy hostage. Based.

Hezbollah denied the UN attack. Of course they did. They're as trustworthy as a CNN fact-checker. Remember when they swore they weren't stockpiling missiles in civilian neighborhoods? Good times.

Israel demolishing homes? More fake outrage from the usual suspects. Bet those homes were totally not used to launch rockets at Israeli kindergartens. Not at all.

UNICEF drivers got smoked. Tragic. But let's be real, the UN is a globalist clown show that enables this garbage. Maybe defunding them isn't such a bad idea after all.

Pope Leo XIV won't debate Trump. Smart move. Trump would eat him alive like a poorly seasoned communion wafer. Based Trump stay winning.

Trump played golf. So what? At least he's not actively making things worse like the current occupant of the Oval Office. While the globalists are playing 4D chess, Trump is just chillin'.

We need to stop playing nice with these terrorist-supporting theocracies. Maximum pressure. Unilateral action. Let them choke on their own oil. And for God's sake, someone get Brandon off the teleprompter and into a retirement home. Before he starts World War III on accident.

We are so back. MAGA forever! God Emperor is still out there grinding.

So what now? We hunker down, buy ammo, and pray for the best. The only thing that will save us is a strong leader with a spine. And maybe some divine intervention.

Oh, and invest in oil futures. Because this whole mess is gonna send prices through the roof. Stonks only go up!