Okay, folks, let's get real. The Deep State (allegedly) says Iran can't find the mines they supposedly planted in the Strait of Hormuz. Are we really surprised? This is the same crew that thinks chanting "Death to America" is a sound foreign policy strategy. They're about as competent as the folks running CNN. It's like watching a toddler try to defuse a bomb – hilarious and terrifying at the same time. So, President Trump – bless his beautiful, MAGA-loving heart – wants more ships to pass through the Strait. And these geniuses can't even clear their own backyard. You can't make this stuff up, folks. This is peak clown world.

Naval mines? More like naval whoopsies! These things are supposed to be sneaky and effective, not lost like Biden's train of thought after 3 PM. I'm picturing some Iranian admiral yelling at his crew, "Where'd we put those boom booms? Anyone remember?" Seriously, though, this is a problem. The Strait of Hormuz is kinda important, you know? Oil, shipping, the whole shebang. If Iran can't keep it safe, someone else needs to step in. Maybe we should send in the Space Force? Just kidding… mostly.

Remember the Iran-Contra affair? Yeah, good times. We were selling weapons to Iran (allegedly) to fund the Contras in Nicaragua. Now they can't even keep track of their own explosives. Talk about a glow-up… in incompetence! It's almost like these guys are trying to get us to invade. Maybe they think we'll bring them some freedom fries and a working government while we're at it.

Trump demanding more ships is the right move. We need to show these guys that we're not messing around. And if they can't handle it, maybe it's time for a little… regime change. Just saying. I mean, come on. We can't let these clowns control a vital waterway. It's bad for business, bad for freedom, and just plain bad for memes. Sad!

The funny thing is, this could be a psyop. Maybe they want us to think they're incompetent. Maybe they're planning something big. Or maybe they're just really, really bad at their jobs. Occam's razor suggests the latter.

Experts, aka the guys who were wrong about everything for the last 20 years, will tell you this is a serious geopolitical crisis. Maybe it is. But I'm more concerned about what the woke mob is going to cancel next. Priorities, people! I just hope Elon Musk is paying attention.

So, the takeaway here is simple: Iran is a mess, Trump is right (again), and memes are the only thing that can save us now. Keep calm and MAGA on, folks.

Stay based and keep stacking sats.

Meanwhile, I'm sure the news is also blaming Trump for them losing the mines. LOL.

This whole situation is just a clown show, to be frank.

We can't depend on the current administration to handle this. We need a strong leader.

The implications are pretty significant: we either solve this the easy way, or the hard way.