So, get this: they called a time out, right? Like in kindergarten. But then, SURPRISE! Iran lobs some fireworks, claiming an oil refinery on Lavan Island got the spicy treatment. Israel, never one to miss a chance for some sky-high freedom, keeps the party going in Lebanon. Peace in our time? More like 'piece' of the same old crap.

Lavan Island getting toasted is basically Iran screaming, 'Look at me! I'm still relevant!' It's like that one kid in class who keeps throwing paper airplanes to get attention. Except this paper airplane is a missile full of boom.

And Israel? Well, they're just playing whack-a-mole with Hezbollah in Lebanon. Gotta keep those Iron Dome stocks up, am I right? It's the military-industrial complex's wet dream over there. Raytheon's shareholders are popping champagne as we speak.

This whole situation is a masterclass in how not to de-escalate. It's like trying to put out a dumpster fire with gasoline. But hey, at least it keeps the defense contractors employed, right? And gives the talking heads on cable news something to yap about.

At this point, you gotta wonder if anyone actually wants peace in the Middle East. Seems like everyone's too busy playing Risk with real missiles and dead bodies. It's all just a big game to these clowns. Remember when Obama was gonna fix everything? LOL.

Wake me up when something actually changes. Until then, I'll be over here stocking up on popcorn and watching the world burn. MAGA (Make Attorneys Get Attorneys).

Sources: * Institute for the Study of War * Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) * United States Central Command (CENTCOM)