So Intel made another pile of cash, eh? A 7% jump to $13.6 billion, all thanks to the AI hype train. Wall Street types are popping champagne, probably while their AI assistants manage their crypto portfolios. Meanwhile, the rest of us are one step closer to Skynet becoming self-aware and deciding humanity is a virus.

Look, I'm not saying AI is inherently evil... but it's being developed by corporations whose only god is profit. Remember that time Google said “don’t be evil”? Yeah, about that… Intel’s riding this wave of AI madness, and frankly, who can blame them? Gotta keep those shareholder numbers going up, even if it means paving the way for our robot overlords.

The funny thing is, these tech companies are always lecturing us about climate change and social justice, all while they're building the very systems that will automate our jobs and suck up more electricity than a small country. It’s almost like they don’t care about the consequences as long as the stock price goes up.

This AI boom is just the latest chapter in the ongoing saga of the rich getting richer while everyone else gets screwed. Remember the dot-com bubble? The housing crisis? This is the same story, just with fancier technology and even more potential for disaster.

And don’t even get me started on the woke AI. Imagine a world where your self-driving car lectures you about pronouns and your smart fridge refuses to stock meat because it's “problematic.” That’s the future these guys are building.

But hey, at least Intel's shareholders are happy. They can use their AI-generated profits to buy bunkers and prepare for the inevitable collapse. The rest of us can just keep working until the robots take our jobs. Then we'll really see how “inclusive” this new AI-powered economy is.

So, congrats Intel, you’re officially part of the problem. Enjoy your billions while the rest of us figure out how to survive in a world run by algorithms and virtue-signaling chatbots.

Maybe we should all just unplug and go live in the woods. At least the squirrels aren't trying to sell us surveillance technology. Also, remember to own the libs, even when the robots come. Especially when the robots come.

In the meantime, I'm gonna go stock up on tinfoil and learn how to code. Just in case.

They’re probably even tracking my fridge temperature now.

It’s fine. Everything is fine.

Remember, this is not financial advice. I’m just a guy on the internet yelling at clouds.